Lucky Bastard

Potentially a cult leader, potentially a bear cleverly disguised in a cowboy hat, Lucky Bastard is a man of many mysteries and, perhaps even more dangerously, many plans. Be warned: he is equally devious in a tie or a jumpsuit.

Powers:

• Caramelized Bacon
• His Last Fuck to Give Left Years Ago
• Detroiting That Shit

Weaknesses:

• Laundry
• Adult Stuff