Pixie Bitch

Despite looking in her teens, Pixie Bitch is actually the sage mother of Man Camp. She can often be found changing the life of some random hippie, and no, she doesn’t know them either. However, be warned! Her cuteness and apparent kindness in offering her wisdom disguises a ferocity not befit for one so tiny (or any mortal really).

Powers:

• Reality Check
• Evil Eye
• Using Your Middle Name

Weaknesses:

• Attracts Crazies
• Can Never Actually Go to Bed